Product Description Copywriter

Hi, I'm Eddie Wheeler!

Product Page Copywriter

Does your heart yearn for high-converting product listings? 
Is your wallet asking for sales to finally skyrocket?
Well, like so many eCommerce sellers, you might be making an easily avoidable mistake…
You’ve probably spent months researching, sourcing, and branding your products. Countless hours of work. Invested thousands in inventory! ALL THIS, just to write a robotic product description. 
Everyone and their mother can write “Features & Benefits”. These listings just put people to sleep!
You Need a Product Page Writer Who…
  • Grabs attention like Janet Jackson at the Superbowl!
  • Will walk a mile in your audience’s shoes
  • Weaves SEO within the threads of persuasion
  • Crafts a story that’s short & sweet
  • You’d grab a beer with if he didn’t live 987 miles away!
I’m Eddie, a fellow eCommerce seller. Born with the gift of gab, I came out of the womb ready to sell!
My latest Amazon listing launched at  a 15% conversion rate. I’ll repeat…BRAND NEW – 15% That’s what most wish for after 100’s of reviews! 
I’m at your service for Amazon, Shopify, or your own website! When you work with me, I’ll be the last copywriter you ever need! 
I do more than just product pages. If you need something else, just ask! 
Message me today! 

Product Description Using Psychographics

Quick, let’s do a virtual seance!
Dim the lights, spark the candles, break out the ouija board!
Now…breathe in….breathe out….we must channel…….Bob Ross!
You’ve got a mission! Masterfully guide the customer to paint a picture. A vision of life with your product in it! But how?
You need to know your audience. I mean REALLY know them. What makes them itch like poison ivy? What thirst would they cross the Sahara to quench? How do you make them look at your product like Kanye looks at Kanye?
After you take a look at my portfolio, you’ll see that I utilize the power of PSYCHOGRAPHICS. That’s just a fancy word for understanding someone.
Entrancing them into a daydream. Keeping their eyes glued to every word. Pushing hot buttons until they smash “buy now”!
That’s how you get a 15%+ conversion rate.
Check out my portfolio. If we might be a fit, let’s chat! 
Sugar, Spice, & Shopify,
-Eddie Wheeler